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The Nation Of Africa

Why is it that people who think Africa is a nation and not a continent get made fun of, whereas people refer to America as a nation and not a continent all the time?   Double standard, much?

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

The Midnight Train To Nowhere

Welcome aboard the Midnight Train to Nowhere. We will begin by departing from Accra, Ghana; traveling towards Cape Three Points and from there capsizing into the ocean until we reach the lovely little town of Nowhere. Nowhere is located at 0 latitude, 0 longitude and 0 altitude. It also has a population of zero.   As this is a midnight train, we will leave Accra at 12:00 AM at a speed of 570 kilometres per hour. We will then screech to a halt at 12:01 AM and remain there until the next midnight

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

The Legend Reviewed

And Metus, too. But first TLR.   PLOT: will tell u moar after spoilerz r allowed kthxbai Anyway, the plot was't bad, even if there wasn't much plot. The only plot there was, was the traitor, the whole Skrall attack thing, and SPOILERZ SPOILERZ SPOILERZ with Kiina and Berix. But it was sufficient to make a good movie.   CHARACTERS: Will deal with each individually. Ackar: He's basically the wise-mentor-type guy. He sounds like a senator, though. Gets nearly as much screentime as Mata Nui himse

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

The Legend Reborn And Other Stuffz

Open the spoiler tag for a complete TLR synopsis! 8D (To Tanuuk with spoiler policies. >)   » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand...   Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

The Leaning Tower Of Pizza

Ladies, gentlemen and whatever the third group is, from the same engineers who built the Lhikevikk Cactus Factory and the Midnight Train to Nowhere, I present... the Leaning Tower of Pizza! Our finest dream yet!   The Leaning Tower of Pizza would be a 42-story-tall building, tilted at a four-degree angle and built mostly out of pizza boxes. The top of the tower is decorated by a statue of Joseph Ducreux, alternating every six months between his mocking pose and his yawning pose. Gargoyles ring

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

The Incredible Power Of The Physics-defier!

Finally! The Google ad at the top is only displaying one thing: The Legend Reborn! None of that R-rated trash. Wahoo.   Watching all the S&T geeks (like me) go nuts over Tren Krom's final line in Reign of Shadows chapter seven will be entertaining. 8D

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

The Eleventh Hour: A Spoof

this spoof is longer than longcat so be waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarned   1:13 AM (London time), Jan. 1st, 2005...   Doctor: Help! I'm crashing! WHATDOIDOWHATDOIDO oh right i'll send my tardis on an engine-straining trip to 1996 that's the perfect idea   Meanwhile, in June 1996... (no I don't know how that works)   Amelia: Dear Santa, please send some weirdo in a blue box to repair this crack in my wall. Or you could send a normal repairman, but those are boring.   CRASH   Amelia: That wa

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

The Button

It had to go. Filesize was too big. Sorry.   On the brighter side, at least Aho warned me.  

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

The Blogging Paradox

The more you blog, the less there is to your life, giving you less to blog about.   The less you blog, the more there is to your life, giving you more to blog about.   Unless, of course, you aren't blogging about your life.   In which case the circle is then broken. So that we may sing. 8D

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

The Bang That's Big

Finally got to watch The Big Bang.   I. LOVED IT.   And Steven Moffat just had to leave two of the four big mysteries of this series unanswered. (Not sure whether to love or hate that, though.) At least the Doctor actually brought those questions up, instead of making the viewers go, "Wait, what the heck was this and that all about?"   (Even with the month-long delay, I still got to watch it before you, Gornt Angel Bob. )

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

The April Fools Project: Report

We have exactly 5 days to fill the quota of 20 participants.   We currently have 17 participants.   For it to work smoothly, we actually need more (30 would be ideal), 20 is just the minimum for it to work at all. There is no maximum, the more the merrier.   B6 has approved of my plan, so do not worry about getting in trouble.   We need at least seven more people (seventeen is actually the ideal, but don't panic if we can't get that many) so spread the word!   Recruit! Recruit! Recruit!  

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

The Annoyingnes Increases

BIONICLES BIONICLES BIONICLES BIONICLES BIONICLES BIONICLES BIONICLES BIONICLES BIONICLES BIONICLES BIONICLES BIONICLES BIONICLES BIONICLES BIONICLES BIONICLES BIONICLES BIONICLES BIONICLES BIONICLES   Annoyed yet? Annoyed because it's about as logical as calling Luke, Han, Chewie and Leia "Star Warses?"   Then I have a treat for you...   STAR WARSES STAR WARSES STAR WARSES STAR WARSES STAR WARSES STAR WARSES STAR WARSES STAR WARSES STAR WARSES STAR WARSES STAR WARSES STAR WARSES STAR WARSES

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

The Amazing Time Traveling Blog Entry

Hello. This is a message from the future. When you read this, you will have the wondrous and wonderful honour of being the first Earthlings to intercept a live tachyon stream. Never before has such an advancement in temporal technology been made in the grand history of humanity (and please don't try to change that by forwarding the message to Edison or something). Tonight, the world will uncover an ancient alien device, and change history forever by sending this signal! The world's top scientist

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

That's Odd

My comments come in waves of three.   also two blog entries 30 minutes apart waaht   And in accordance with the title, lemme tell you a story.   There was a couple you had a baby.   RANDOM BYSTANDER:   Good timing. Anyway, they named the baby Odd. When the nurse heard this, she laughed right in the mother's face, and so began Odd's... odd... life.   When he grew older, he hated his name. No girl would date him, no boy would hang out with him, and the only jobs he could get were... well,

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

That Was One Great Lock-in

It was. 8D   Why did I make this category again...? I think it was for various stories. Guess this would count.   Staying up till midnight playing wacky games and talking nonsense with friends twice as quirky as you=EPIC WIN   Sleeping (or trying to) on the floor in a "Luxury Comforter (which was neither luxurious not comfortable)" that leaves pigment on your clothes and isn't hardly bigger than you=EPIC FAIL   Engaging in melee ninja combat with a red belt (black stripe!)=EPIC, uh, somethin

-Toa Lhikevikk-

-Toa Lhikevikk-

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