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Caption Contest: Week 6

Winners:   First Place: Zoma, 'Paradox Cola, the favorite of Vorexes everywhere!   If it doesn't taste like the confusion and agony of a thousand minds, then it's not Paradox!'   Runner-up: Count Bleck, 'hello i am a grainy picture of--   oh screw it you know the rest'   New Photo:   It's... so... simples! The horror!

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A Short Second

Hello, reader. If you are reading this, then well done! You are now 'not normal'. Because normal people tend to ignore this blog. You can take that however you wish. I'd prefer you took it as a compliment, though, as I have more than enough enemies on BZP at the moment.   Well, if you're still reading this, you must have taken it as a compliment, so I'll get to the point: I recently heard someone use the phrase 'a short second'. I've figured out that it's useless, as a second is a specific meas

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A Story About Ambiguous Waterfowl

The blogs on BZP are a place for opinions, for stories, and far too often for arguments.   The arguments, I do not take part in, for fear of hurting myself or others.   My stories, I do not share, because those few I have I'd prefer not to share with the internet.   And my opinions have been stated by others already, more eloquently than I could ever hope to share them.     But I'm far too inactive here, and as such I'm going to take part in two of these anyway.     As regards stories:   A few w

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My Minecraft Skins

Check 'em out, dudes:       - Vorex   PS: If you want, you could, y'know, invite me to that BZPCraft thing.

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Required Viewing

any question you have about my obsession with indigo is about to be answered   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPd8mHXap_U   - Indefatigable Individual

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Fun Day

I was at a First LEGO League competition today. Ditched my team in favour of talking to one of the girls on the other side of the hall (until my wingman got jealous and screwed everything up). Got her name. Or not. Can't be sure. Waiting until I can get someone else to confirm whether or not the person I found when I searched the name she gave me in is her. Either way, I had a good time.   - Vorex

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Why So Serious?

I know I just brought an old meme back with that title; Shoot me.   Anyhow, I think the world filter might be a bit OTT. Some things I can understand being filtered, like BZP Lovers, or ####, ####, ####, etceteras. However, cool dude, and Nobody cares about me. I needed attention, so I wanted to be annoying. don't seem that much like something that should be filtered. Okay, maybe Nobody cares about me. I needed attention, so I wanted to be annoying. is a bit irritating, but cool dude means I can

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Reichen's Back (From: The Hungry Hungry Games)

IC: Nikarra   Nikarra watched in amazement. "Kraal, what the Karz did you do?"   IC: [unknown]   "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm proud to present myself to you. Our leader, Reichenbach, is now dead - God rest his... oh, he never had a soul - so I propose that I should replace him, being a clone of him in every way." The Toa explained, before looking at Strave. "What is that?"   IC: Nikarra   "A hostage. We're using him to draw the others out, so we can kill them all at once."   IC: [unknown]   "With

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Oh, it's Thursday again

It feels like it was earlier today that I was making the 'Oh, it's Thursday' post. Also, I lost a week of my life somewhere. Seriously. It's been three weeks and I can only remember two. This whole thing probably has something to do with a bad combination of holidays, nothing to do, and 3-6 hours of sleep per night. Anyway, I'll probably be making another 'Oh, it's Thursday' post next week. So be ready.   - Vorex

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On Pedestals And When They Crumble

So, I found out a lot of stuff today that's hit me pretty hard, and although its nature means I can't go into detail on it, I still want to vent some of my feelings.   As some of you will know, I have for some time been a huge fan of the musician, artist, writer and YouTuber Tom Milsom. I admired and I respected him -- he's talented, he's funny, he said a lot of things that I agreed with and very few that I didn't. In the last few days, some news has come to light -- specifically of a distinctly

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Eggs

That joke was so bad, and yet I still found myself laughing at it.   - Vorex

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Bad Day

Today and tomorrow I will be exceptionally irritable. Just letting y'all know.   - Austin Powers

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Well, Would You Look At That?

It appears that my saga of epics is almost done. Oh well, I'm sure I'll find something else to occupy my time. Like writing new epics, which expand upon the universe presented in the old ones.   - Vorex

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My Favourite Author

I was having a conversation with a friend about a book by John Connolly which I recently bought a copy of, The Book of Lost Things, and went off into somewhat of a rant and decided that it would be an idea to talk about why John Connolly is my favourite author here.   John Connolly has written quite a few novels, his most well-known likely being his crime ones, but they aren't what I want to talk about. I've read one of his detective stories, and I quite enjoyed it, along with a few horror stori

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While My Guitar Gently Weeps

...Is now my favourite song.   Also, status update about my granny: my dad visited her in hospital; she's not doing well, but he says that the doctors don't believe it's time to gather around her bedside yet. However, there was an unnerving amount of emphasis on the 'yet', and I can't help but worry that I'm going to lose a second grandparent this year.   - Vorex

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