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What Animal Represents You?

Ask your friends, it's actually a fun way to describe your personality. Cartoon characters also work.   My friends say I'm either a raccoon or an eagle owl, although I think my hair (when it used to be longer) just resembled an eagle owl's horns. So yeah, my hair was pretty messed up.   I expect furry jokes. T_T

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Fine, An Actual Riddle!

I just remembered one. But I'll post more than one. Also these are probably very easy.   A group of friends were telling war stories about their grandfathers. In particular, one of them had a very interesting story. "My grandfather, after losing an arm in the war, was to recieve a medal. When he was told he would get an even grander medal if he had lost both arms, he took a knife and cut off the other arm!" None of the friends believed this story at all. Why?   And another...   After discove

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It Wasn't A Cruise At All!

What a deception! It was a cottage party, not a cruise!   Oh well, I got to go on one of those water sleds that you attach to the end of a boat or skidoo. The driver of the skidoo knew what he was doing, he got everyone on the sled to hit the waves created by the skidoo, which was fun.   Also. The water sled. IT WAS THE SHAPE OF A GIANT BANANA.

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I Should Have Done This By Now...

I haven't updated my Llama Awards since last year! Also   That's a picture of Exo. I'm telling the truth. Oh and he's awesome. A list of reasons he is awesome: He is.   ...   This blog entry got me three llama awards, okay?

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A Punny Story...

One day, two friars decided to open a flower shop. Do not question why.   Now, a man named John Smith also had a flower shop nearby, and he was angry that the friars' flower shop was driving away his customers. John Smith negotiated with the friars about closing down their flower shop, but to no avail.   So, John Smith got his brother, Hugh Smith (who is coincidentally a champion wrestler), to "negotiate" with the friars. The friars were so afraid of Hugh that they quickly closed down their sh

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Sweeeet

That there is a 70 metre drop at 125 kilometres an hour. It's fast and exhilerating.   Just as good, the seats and restraints. There are individual seats that are comfortable, and the restraints are just a single ergonomic "bar" (unless there's a better word for it) that just covers your legs comfortably, so that your upper body is free to move.   I could rave on, but I won't.

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National Treasure 2

I've just watched it for the second time (first time being in theatres), and I'd say it's in the shadow of the first one too much.   Also Mitch isn't as compelling as an antagonist as... the guy in the first movie was.... That Boromir guy.

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Final Fantasy Iv

I just got it. =D   I've barely started, but... (this is a very early game spoiler)   » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «So far I just got Rydia in my party.  dont post spoilers kthnx

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Stalker

My friend's friend, who I've only met once in person, is trying to introduce me to a girl he thinks is like me.   He CAN'T do that, because he DOESN'T know me. He even said she doesn't live far from me. HOW DOES HE KNOW WHERE I LIVE.   [/rant]

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Accurate Depictions From Calvin And Hobbes

Accurate Depiction of Today's Children     Accurate Depiction of Preperation     Accurate Depiction of Gender Contrast     Accurate Depiction of Public Education     Accurate Depiction of Animal Cruelty     Accurate Depiction of TOTAL OWNAGE  

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In West Philadelphia Born And Raised

On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'   I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But I th

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Storee Tyme

One day, my friend and I were talking.   "I like prank calling the Judge Judy hotline!" said he.   "...Why?" said I, staring at him as if he were unstable.   "Because it's toll free!" he proudly declared!

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The Summer

The greatness. This has been my favourite summer.   This year has made a bunch of outcasts in my school, including me, a lot closer. Because of this, the entire school year has been fun as well, actually.   Normally in the summer, I never really do anything, besides maybe a small vacation with my family. This summer, I have something to do the entire time!   Go to movies and theme parks every week or so with my friends.

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Whut

I didn't notice the free Premier Membership until just now.   I need to fix up those approvals...

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Why Hello There

Like Seriously. What. Oh really? Yes really. No way! Yes way. So I heard you like Mudkip. You are fat.   ...   Okay, thanks, bye.

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At School...

Yeah, that last entry was plain. Now for... some fun at school (with luck, aything's possible).   Scene 1   BD: Argh, brains! *continues to act like zombie*   Friend1: *jumps the bandwagon*   Friend2: *jumps the bandwagon*   SOON...   Everyone within eye contact: Argh, brains! *continue to act like zombies*   Friend1: Look what we've done! Everyone's a zombie!   BD: What WE'VE done? I was the brains of this operation!   Everyone: BRAINS!   BD: *gets mauled*   ...   Yep, pretty wacky

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