One day, two friars decided to open a flower shop. Do not question why.

Now, a man named John Smith also had a flower shop nearby, and he was angry that the friars' flower shop was driving away his customers. John Smith negotiated with the friars about closing down their flower shop, but to no avail.

So, John Smith got his brother, Hugh Smith (who is coincidentally a champion wrestler), to "negotiate" with the friars. The friars were so afraid of Hugh that they quickly closed down their shop. This story only proves...

Only Hugh can stop florist friars.