There's this thing about airplanes.
See, they fly. Which means they go up in the air. Like, with nothing on the ground.
And if you're a passenger, you are inside it. Which means you're, like, in the air. Your feet are totally not on the ground or on anything that is on the ground. At all.
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Hold me
Or, “Look I Bought New Toys”
Or, “Life in the Woods”
Seriously any of those titles would be pretty okay.
Regardless, thanks in large part to a gift card that contained five United States dollars and seventy-five cents, and Wal-Mart’s most excellent prices of $7.77 per deluxe-class Transformers toy, I purchased two new toys at this hour yesterday. I am quite pleased, because I like transformers toys.
The first one I selected was Universe Ravage I mean Hound. The reason I got it was
Just an open statement in answer to questions, comments, and general chatter about the place. Yes, it's true! I and the lovely lady who goes by the username 'Nikira' here are very much in love. We are in a relationship; we're 'dating' or 'courting' or whatever the proper word to use is. She is my girlfriend; I am her boyfriend. No, this is not a joke or charade. No, we did not know each other prior to being BZPower members; we initially encountered each other through this community. It's re
Out there--
There's a world outside of Yonkers
Way out there beyond this hick-town, Barnaby
There's a slick town, Barnaby!
Out there--
Full of shine and full of sparkle
Close your eyes and see it glisten, Barnaby
Listen, Barnaby!
Put on your Sunday clothes,
There's lots of world out there
Get out the Brillantine and dime cigars
We're gonna find adventure in the evening air
Girls in white in a perfumed night
Where the lights are bright as the stars!
Put on your Sunday clothes,
It's the simplest of things to write a song about: A fellow imploring his love to ride out of their godforsaken hometown with him on his motorcycle, to the promise of a better future. Yet with the masterful playing of the E Street Band (Clarence Clemons' saxophone work is particularly riveting), the emotional singing of Bruce Springsteen, and the urgent drive of the team making their last-dist lunge for stardom, the simple, even adolescent concept was transformed into a masterpiece of a song th
Republishing because.
Hello, Dolly! has always been one of my very favourite films (I've not had the pleasure of seeing it onstage, sadly). Such brilliant acting, merging of humour and basic romance, wonderful characters with witty dialogue, and fantastic songs permeate throughout the musical. And this is the best song in it--it means a lot to me.
Cornelius
It only takes a moment
For your eyes to meet and then
Your heart knows in a moment
You will never be alone again
I held h
Want to see a totally awesome stage adaptation of Charles Dickens' holiday classic, A Christmas Carol?
Want to see me starring as Ebenezer Scrooge?
Come to Hampden-Sydney College in Virginia on December 4th, 5th, 6th, or 7th. Admission is free!!
I can provide some manner of directions.
The exhaustive and malevolent machinations of Biology 110 are slowly but forcefully draining the very life-force from me, and soon I will be nothing but a ragged, hollowed-out shell, a ruin of what was once a man.
Words cannot express the depths of my sorrow, Shilo. I beg, in agony, on my knees, for your forgiveness, but I know I do not deserve it. The remainder of my life will be comprised of guilt-wracked emotional torture. I let you down.
"Heading for the Light" by the Traveling Wilburys
Composed by George Harrison
I've wandered around with nothing more than time on my hands
I was lost in the night with no sight of you
And at times it was so blue and lonely
Heading for the light
Been close to the edge, hanging by my fingernails
I've rolled and I've tumbled through the roses and the thorns
And I couldn't see the sign that warned me, I'm
Heading for the light
Ooh, I didn't see that big black cloud hanging over me
Good evening, Gotham rats!
I would just like to wish a happy, smile-filled birthday to my dear Harleen Quinzel. And I want to give her the biggest celebration possible! That's why I've just gotten back from an extensive string of robberies to procure countless wonderful gifts. Next, as perhaps my greatest present to her, I think I'll bump off a few people she doesn't care for! Hoohoohoohoohoohoo!
And anyone who doesn't smile on my darling's birthday will have a smile added to their fac
Hi-ho, couch potatoes! I'm interrupting the Toilet Bowl to bring you my very special new year's resolution. *ahem* Starting tonight at midnight, I, your loving Uncle Joker, do solemnly vow not to kill anyone for a whole year. Which means I'm going to have to work extra fast to bump off a few more of you today!
ah-HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! hehehehehe! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
As to who, how, and when, let's make that a game. A countdown of victims that will end at midnight. Unless our dear Dark Kni
Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time
I feel alive, and the world: turning inside out, yeah!
And floating around in ecstasy
So don't stop me now--don't stop me
'Cause I'm having a good time; having a good time
I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky
Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity
I'm a racing car passing by, like Lady Godiva
I'm gonna go, go, go
There's no stopping me!
I'm burning through the sky, yeah!
Two hundred degrees, that's why they call me mister Fah
Yesterday I tried Brussels sprouts for the first time in my life. I found them rather appetizing.
Why are they so infamous as a disgusting food? I liked them.
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My computer has failed me. I am writing this from another. I will not be able to access BZ, except perhaps in scattered starts here and there, until my laptop is repaired, or barring that, until I manage to scrounge up enough money to purchase a new one. This all may take a while.
Talk at my brother Makaru or my partner-in-heroics Nikira until I am back. They are cooler than I, so you get a better deal.
Well, I bit the bullet and purchased a new laptop (Toshiba Satellite; I got a rather excellent deal on it), since I have homework that necessitated it. My Tecra is still broken, and prospects are grim. I still have not gotten word as to whether or not it can be fixed. I am out a fair sum of cash--a full third of the money I possessed--but far less than I feared. There is still a chance I may be able to earn enough between now and a certain date in the future to afford conveyance to that cert
So backstage in the shop today I found a broken ukulele. It was still strung, but the neck was cleanly broken off the body so the two halves of the instrument dangled from each other haphazardly. I showed it to Matt, our director, and said I could probably fix it. He said "Go for it." Consequently I brought it back to my dorm and will take it home with me this weekend to repair it.
However, from sheer boredom and curiosity (and procrastination from studying, ah-heh), I jerry-rigged the in
