As some of you may know, I am sueing Vezon the Piraka for the following:
I am representing myself, LaughinMan is the judge. By 7:30 tomorrow night, I expect Vezon to have a lawyer. That is when this case will continue. Until then, this is closed.
REOPENING. The trial may begin.
Now, as some of you may now, hi ppl is sueing me for the following:
I am representing myself and presenting my case. By 3:48 tomorrow afternoon, I expect hi ppl to have a lawyer. That is when this case will continue. Until then, this is closed.
REOPENED. COURT IS NOW IN SESSION.
Okay, this is it. The OFFICIAL ONE. MB PMed me yesterday and said that is Spitty didn't post the polls, I could. So here they are.
THE POLLS ARE OVER. WILL BE CONTINUED IN SPITTY'S BLOG.
Please vote for one of the following:
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Spitty/Norris: |||||
Norik/Norik: |||||
Dalek/Dalek: |
Aethisyl/Frankinkal: ||
Exo/Exo: |
Adventurer/Empress Whenua: |
Kabookie/Lohan: |||
Aoran: |
LaughinMan/Nathan: ||
Goldfish/Goldfish: |
Dokky/Colbert: |||
Ungatt Trunn/Chrozo: |
1. Nori
I'm thinking of a number between -7,854 and 495,092,766,169,425.
Can you guess what it is?
UPDATES:
25/11/07 -- The number is between -274 and 486,986,255,435,677.
26/11/07 -- The number is between 4 and 44,444,444,444,444.
27/11/07 -- The number is between 65 and 745,467,999,234.
30/11/07 -- The number is between 836 and 100,855,585,432
1/12/07 -- The number is between 2,097 and 65,095,232,112.
2/12/07 -- The number is between 9,999 and 15,935,135,778.
5/12/07 -- The number is betw
Yeah, I'm home sick again. So I've created a little game.
Guess the animal I'm thinking of, and you win 10,000 NPBs. Also, make sure to specify. If you say "Bat", and I'm thinking of a Fruit-Bat, it doesn't count.
I'm thinking of an animal. Go.
Crossed-Off Animals:
Chinchilla
Cat
Frog
Llama
Lion
Tiger
Lyger
Rat
Bear
Meeper
T-Rex
Spider
Squid
Owl
Cow
Horse
Panther
Cheetah
Komodo Dragon
Snake
Fruit Bat
Toad
Ant
Beetle
Caenorhabditis Elegans
Lobster
King Crab
~!!--NOTE--!!~
We still need 1 more player. Please. It'll be fun.
CURRENT BATTLE PROGRESS:
NORIK WINS BE DEFAULT
Prepare yourselves for the greatest whatsitamajigger of foreverness! I present....
STICKMAN WARS!
Started by a subsitute History teacher, this wild fad at Norik's school has wildly escalated to frame him and his friends as "nerds". Now YOU can join the fun as I introduce-- STICK BLOG BATTLES!
Instructions:
This all began as a simple game of paper "Battleship", as tou
Okay, answer this question within the next 90 minutes. I will then post a new question, answer that one within 80, then the next within 70, 60, 50, 40, etc.
The one for 90 minutes is worth 10 NP bucks. THe one for 80 is worth 20, 70/30, 60/40, 50/50, 40/60, etc.
QUESTION 1, for 10 NP bucks. Answer within 90 minutes:
What weighs more? THe amount of trees cut down for money in one year, or the amount of trains that pass through Grand Central Station in one month?
If elected, I will give all who voted for me (and some who didn't) an unending amount of toys/chocolate! Remember, that's a Norik Promise*!
*Not a real promise.
That's right! New Challanges. Whoever solves these challenges will recieve the Silver Nork Award.
Ooh... Shiny...
Challenge ONE:
~1~
As I was going to St Ives
I met a man with seven wives
Seven wives with seven sacks
Seven sacks with seven cats
Seven cats with seven kits
Kits, cats, sacks, wives
How many were going to St Ives?
~2~
Which is better, an old five-dollar bill or a new one?
~3~
From what number can you take half and leave nothing?
~4~
Answer to 1 + Answer t
I have joined the Fruit War, and let these words be heard:
Dare ye join my faction?
...It's got cookies. Fruit Cookies.
For those of you wondering, I have a name for my faction.
FRUIT JEDI.
Place this in your signature.
[img=http://www.majhost.com/gallery/DuckDuck/Blog/Fruit/fruitjedibanner.jpg]
And this as your avatar:
http://www.majhost.com/gallery/DuckDuck/Blog/Fruit/fruitjediavatar.jpg
May the Fruit be with you.
Okay. This is it. The official way to sign up for my new movie: "BIALIEN".
The plot is basically about Xenomorphs (from the movie "Alien", "Aliens", "Alien 3", "Alien Resurrection", "AVP", and "AVP: R") coming to Mata-Nui and killing everything. Now, I must warn you, if you sign up for this, your character will die. You can choose when, however. The start, middle, or end of the film. Don't think I'm being self-centered right now. I die too. And I'm no the last one alive. I'm not the hero.
No
Sick today, and yesterday. Dang.
Anyway, this is a little game I like to call "One-Up". Inspired by the "Penelope" SNL skits. The point of the game is to one-up everything the previous poster said.
Example:
Me: "I just bought a dog!"
Other: "I just bought two dogs."
Me: "My dog can talk."
Other: "Both of my dogs can speak French."
Me: "My kid can speak French."
Other: "My kid spoke French when he was born."
Person: "My kid spoke six languages while still in the whome."
Get it?
No, I'm not talking about:
With my earlier comment of today being the first day of October, I've come to realize that the timeline has hurtling out of control and towards its impending doom. By Tuesday it will be Thursday, by Wednesday it will be August, and by Thursday it will be the end of the universe as we know it.
So... anyone who was pretty hyped up about Cloverfield... Yeah. I'm bummed too.
Now, after Exo's Llama Awards, and Dalek's Dalek Awards, I am here to indroduce.....
NORIK AWARDS!
"yay"
Basically, like Llama and Dalek Awards, you get Norik Awards for doing stuff with your Blog!
"yay"
Anywho, they come in a bunch of different colors.... And stuff.....
RED -- For Having a Blog
ORANGE -- For Having a Blog with over 500 Comments
YELLOW -- For Having 5 Llama Awards
LIME -- For Posting over 200 Blog Entries
BLUE -- For Your Blog to have a
