Hello various members of BZPower.
This Blog has been compromised by the government of the United States of America.
Also, the government is in no way affiliated with Norik's Prophecy.
This Blog Entry has been edited by Mr. Bush: Apr 16 2007, 03:39 PM
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THE CAKE IS A LIE
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THE CAKE IS A LIE
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The world needs a Hero. I mean a real Hero- and not just one of those guys who works at the fire department, or at the police station. The real Heroes are the men and women who go to work every day, in a small cubicle at an unimportant office, and then they get a call from congress, and they change into their tights, cape, and leotard to go fight bad guys. They are the real Heroes.
Also, Hiro from Heroes.
Today's Word of the Day is: ECTOPLASM
Remember, the Word of the Day must be used completely out of context, and the sentence where it is used must be totally random. Example:
GOOD
Dude, your ectoplasm ate my sandwich.
BAD
That ghost is made out of an ectoplasmic substance.
Okay, that's the word of the day. Now you need to know: the Word of the Day ends at 6:00 PM Eastern time, where it is replaced by tomorrow's word. I'll let you guys make it up. But on weekdays, it's made up by me, an
-Cloverfield Poster
-The Simpsons Game
-Assassin's Creed
-Life in Heck, a Cartoon Book by Matt Groening
-Sticky Tack
-Futurama: Bender's Big Score
-Some sort of Doodle Therapy Thing
Will post pics.... eventually...
Observe the following image:
That was 5th period History in room 304. Notice anything? Specifically.... how utterly alone I am? Listen, I don't seclude myself from the goupe-- I was the first one in the class! Nobody sat close to me, not even the teacher. *sigh*
I have compiled the following list of what might be wrong with me:
- I have a cold
- I eat too much garlic
- I'm a giant worm
- I eat too many worms
- I have a bomb
- I'm a duck
- I am extremely annoying
- I am obsessed w
Okay, this is it. The OFFICIAL ONE. MB PMed me yesterday and said that is Spitty didn't post the polls, I could. So here they are.
THE POLLS ARE OVER. WILL BE CONTINUED IN SPITTY'S BLOG.
Please vote for one of the following:
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Spitty/Norris: |||||
Norik/Norik: |||||
Dalek/Dalek: |
Aethisyl/Frankinkal: ||
Exo/Exo: |
Adventurer/Empress Whenua: |
Kabookie/Lohan: |||
Aoran: |
LaughinMan/Nathan: ||
Goldfish/Goldfish: |
Dokky/Colbert: |||
Ungatt Trunn/Chrozo: |
1. Nori
Okay. This is it. The official way to sign up for my new movie: "BIALIEN".
The plot is basically about Xenomorphs (from the movie "Alien", "Aliens", "Alien 3", "Alien Resurrection", "AVP", and "AVP: R") coming to Mata-Nui and killing everything. Now, I must warn you, if you sign up for this, your character will die. You can choose when, however. The start, middle, or end of the film. Don't think I'm being self-centered right now. I die too. And I'm no the last one alive. I'm not the hero.
No
You are now entering an area adjacent to a location, where you might find a monster, or a weird mirror. The second one. Prepare to enter: The Norik Zone.....
Please find enclosed "The Parallel Prophecy".
Norik's Prophecy. What you might call an every day member has just made an interesting and unfortunate discovery. He has awakened in the 91st century, where the human race has been overrun by enormous computers.
They disabled his BZPower account, and had exterminated a
I'm really, really sorry to bring you such terrible news, but Sunday's Word of the Day wasn't Quark. It was Lunchbox. I messed up. I'm sorry. So, so sorry......
Anywho, I have been informed that today will feature the first fictional Word of the Day- Murangutan.
Definition:
An over-intelligent male orangutan.
Examples of use:
GOOD
Last week's murangutan was totally awesome!
BAD
The murangutan is able to complete quite difficult math problems.
Although, since the word doesn't act
Welcome to the Heroes fanclub. Created by me and ~Malauk Crysis~.
This is where to post about characters, theories, spoilers, and anything else about Heroes.
Feel free to browse my online gallery of avatars for Heroes ones.
Freebie banner:
[img=http://www.majhost.com/gallery/DuckDuck/Heroes/heroesblackbanner.jpg]
And this userbar:
http://www.majhost.com/gallery/DuckDuck/Heroes/heroesuserbar.jpg
Feel free to come to LPD to request Heroes avatars and banners.
Welcome. Wel
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
I would like to thank my mom, my dad, my grandparents, my uncles and aunts, my cousins, my distant relatives, my ancestors, my dog, my lizard, any family pets, Television, the computer, Yahtzee, Scary Movie 4, Cloverfield, Star Wars, George Lucas, J.J. Abrams, Alfred Borden, Angier, Tesla, Charlie Pace, Jack Shepherd, Kate Austin, James "Sawyer" Ford, John Locke, Peter Petrelli, Hiro Nakamura, Claire Bennet, Noah Bennet, Elle Bishop, Bob Bishop, Mohinder Suresh, Ch
I always love to start a new entry with an oximoron. Myeh.
"The Universe is big. Really big. In fact, it is so big, you probably cannot even begin to grasp how big the Universe really is."
Douglas Adams once said something like that. I can't help but agree. Imagine: a can of Coke, a table, and a pin. Now imagine that the Table is 1/1,000,000,000th of one one-hundredth of our Universe. Now imagine that the can of Coke is Earth. Now shrink that can of Coke down to 1/1,000,000,000,000,000th of it
Previously on What Could Quite Possibly Be The Strangest Dream I Have Ever Had...
After a huge flop movie, four family members discover a dead dæmon in their neighborhood. As the couple Peter and Lucy return home for a comfortable evening of fear, a strange man comes to the door asking for sugar. After he leaves, Yars, Peter's dæmon, makes a shocking discovery: the man had no dæmon.....
~PART TWO~
"You can't be serious, Yars. Everyone has a dæmon. Without one, you'd be dead. It's just i
Apparentry, the third riddle in the previous entry is quite difficult, although some of it has been solved.
3. There was a thunderstorm that had just ended. Two wet men wearing jackets run up to the police, and start screaming about a dead body in a house. The police arrive at the house, only to find that the only opning is the through the chimney. The burst through the wall, and water pours out, as well as a dead body. The house was flooded. The police find 52 Bicycles on a table surrounded
I have returned from Wild Hogs! The stupid motorcycle movie!
Title: Wild Hogs
Rating: PG13
Synopsis: Four guys hate their lives. They decide to go on a cross-country bike trip to burn off their stress. In the process, their tent burns down, a bar blows up, a cell-phone hits a windsheild, and a bird smacks into a guy's face.
NP's Review: 4.1 -- Overall, it was pretty stupid.... In a good way, though! I recommend it, and be sure to stick around for the credits...
I have come home from a terrible day at school.
1. Didn't leave the house until past 8.
2. Didn't know what the heck anyone was talking about 1st period.
3. 2nd period. It's math. What're you gonna do?
4. Lunch. My maccaroni got stuck in the thermos, so it took my 15 minutes just to get it out. The rest of Lunch was okay, I guess. I had time to write a blog entry....
5. Gym. Got in trouble for not having my uniform, then got my pinkey finger crushed in a door. It still hurts, I can barely t
Terrible, TERRIBLE day. Got 2 hours of sleep.... That darn 24.... But it was cool....
French test first period. Probably failed.
Ungh.
My mom was late to pick me up, so I was outside in the cold waiting for 20 minutes.
*sigh*
But the Marhi rock.
Lost is tomorrow.
Thursday I'm going to Florida.
Member of today be: .:STABE:.
I'm typing from school!
As you know, the current TV season has either ended, or is about to begin. Exept for Doctor Who. It's still going. Well, viewership has dropped by 65% in the 2006 seasons of most TV shows. In a related matter, I made up that statistic. Anyway, we need to raise the viewerwhip for many awesome shows. To aid in the battle, I have created "Television Slogans", a new way to ensure that you watch the greatest shows on Television.
Futurama- Deciphered from Crop Circles.