No, I'm not talking about:
With my earlier comment of today being the first day of October, I've come to realize that the timeline has hurtling out of control and towards its impending doom. By Tuesday it will be Thursday, by Wednesday it will be August, and by Thursday it will be the end of the universe as we know it.
So... anyone who was pretty hyped up about Cloverfield... Yeah. I'm bummed too.
More than meets the pie eye.
Title: Transformers
Rating: PG13
Summary: Pretty much giant robots beating each other up.
NP's Review: 8/10 -- See it. You won't regret it.
A little note- watch out for Optimus Prime. He has a huge nose.
Title: Live Free or Die Hard
Rated: PG13 - R
Summary: Lots of unnecessary blowy-uppy things.
NP's Review: 10/10 -- SEE THIS FILM!!!!
Possibly the best line of the movie:
Now go look under the Christmas tree for your measly one night of gifts instead of Chanukah's eight.
YOU FAIL
Happy Holidays, BZPower.
Also: Big new surprise coming to my Blog tomorrow or whenever BZP goes back online after Christmas.
Well, I was watching a Volcano documentary in Geography today, and they said a rather interesting word. "Volcanology".
Then it hit me.
You can add the suffix 'ology' to almost any word! I call it: "Ologyology".
Waterology.
Stapleology.
Doctor Whoology.
Palindromeology.
Potatology.
Comicology.
UFOology.
BZPology.
Norikology.
As you may have read recently (see entry "I hope he Lives"), my lizard, Spikey, was stuck under an oven. My mom took him out of his terrarium and put him on the floor. It took him all of two seconds to find the warmest place in the kitchen. Long story short, my dad was able to slide one of my old toys under the oven. Spikey bit the toy and hung on for his life. My dad was then able to pull him out.
We were all pretty happy that Spikey was alive (especially my dog Zeus, who shares a special con
Finally finished the Slusho! commercial. If you want to find it on that video hosting website that we all know, just search for: "Super Happy Fun Fun Slusho Party Time".
Wish me luck!
-The Doctor
Welcome to my new interactive Blog comic: THE ADVENTURES OF BOB!
Basically, I'll post a panel, or a series of panels, and you, the members, will say what should happen next! So, without further stalling for time, here's the first panel:
As you may have gathered from the title, this TLP quiz is on the subject of books.
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~The Keyes to the Kingdom~
Name the seven Trustees of the House.
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~Abarat~
What animal is famous in Chickentown?
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~Pond Scum~
Who is the author of Pond Scum?
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~A Series of Unfortunate Events~
What is the name of Violet's mother?
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~The Golden Compass~
Name at least three symbols of the Alethiometer.
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~The Illustrated Man~
Wha
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
I would like to thank my mom, my dad, my grandparents, my uncles and aunts, my cousins, my distant relatives, my ancestors, my dog, my lizard, any family pets, Television, the computer, Yahtzee, Scary Movie 4, Cloverfield, Star Wars, George Lucas, J.J. Abrams, Alfred Borden, Angier, Tesla, Charlie Pace, Jack Shepherd, Kate Austin, James "Sawyer" Ford, John Locke, Peter Petrelli, Hiro Nakamura, Claire Bennet, Noah Bennet, Elle Bishop, Bob Bishop, Mohinder Suresh, Ch
Okay, I want everyone to close their eyes. Okay. Now open them. Now close them. Now open them. Hehe.... Now imagine that the blank page below this text is full of color and random whatnot. Now count to three. One... Two... Three...
SCROLL DOWN!
What did you see?
The Mesopotamians - They Might be Giants
I switch favorite songs so frequently that I thought it was only right to post them here.
Lyrics:
We've been driving around
From one end of this town to the other and back
But no one's ever seen us
(No one's ever seen us)
Driving our Econoline van
(And no one's ever heard of our band)
And no one's ever heard of our band
We're the Mesopotamians
Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal, and Gilgamesh
Then they wouldn't understand a word we say
Today, something rather odd happened. An odd pod from the sky (presumably outer space) crash landed into my grandparents' condominium's pool. It sizzled and cracked until it cooled off, which left, by that time, not much water left in the pool. The pod had absorbed it like some sort of... Evil veggie. I dunno.....
The pod sprouted tiny strands of what looked like roots, and, using them as a propeller mechanism, swam itself over to the pool's ladder.
The little thing popped up over the edge.
I
I don't usually write down my dreams, save that one about the Daleks... yeah.... that one was sweeeeeeet....
I'm warning you, though. I slept in today due to the lack of school, so this dream is extremely long, 'kay?
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"No! No please! I'll do a better job next time, I swear!"
"Your time is up, Bull. You should have caught him this time. I don't cope well with such a failure as you."
"Please..... Please......"
"No."
The strange bug-like beast lunges at the man named Bull. Bull dodg
