Chocolate Peeps.
Favorite torture methods:
1.) Cut off the ears
2.) Cut off the faces
3.) Cut off right ear, stick under bowl on on plate, microwave for one minute
4.) Slowly cut off ears, then face, then head
5.) Hang upside down from string and beat like a pinata (sp?)
6.) Stick in cup of water, then microwave while wet
7.) Cut out liver, and microwave liver
8.) Cut apart, rearrange, and microwave
I will gladly accept and try suggestions. =D
Good movie. I saw it yesterday. Lots of actual humour, some edge-of-my-seat moments (but that might have just been waiting for it to end so I could get rid of the liquids from my medium soda), and good characters. Over all, I would recommend it. The best part is, it's a Disney princess movie that isn't all fluff and similar stuff that ruins a good story. =O
They're out to get me and my family. They're everywhere we go, and seem attracted to us. Me and my sister have both seen them at school, even though we are both at different schools on opposite sides of town. And it's always the same kind of moth, too. I swear, it's like some kind of insect mafia. O.o
Your Challenge is to write a story that includes the following:
A squid
The Barraki
Two Toa Mahri
An exploding Cordak Launcher
Master Chief
A time vortex
Atlantis
A mermaid
Half a Banana
Dekar or Defilak
An air bubble
*Bonus*
Hydraxonn
Maxilos and Spinax
Axonn
Brutaka
Two Piraka
All within 2,000 words.
Your deadline is this Thursday.
Have fun! B)
It's fun to turn up the volume so loud on large speakers that while using the .50 caliber in Blackhawk Down I get complaints from the rest of my family that the floor upstairs is shaking. =3
For once they have an album I actually want to buy, rather than just listen to a random smattering of songs from various albums. I don't see why people are complaining about it. =l
So, I was playing around in my genetics lab earlier, when this thought popped into my brain. What would happen if I crossed a Meeper*, Chinchilla, Squirrel, all into one animal? So I set out at once to find an answer, and this is what I got. I call them "Stroodlers".
Adoption Form:
Stroodler name:
Age:
Home:
Abilities**:
Update! We are in the progress of making new and improved Stroodler Toys and Care-taking accessories!
* Meepers are a 2007 copyright of ~LM~ Indus
I, Dalek, now present you with my plans for a new age, and how I plan to get there.
You see, it's quite simple, really. Just follow my charts, and if you have any questions, feel free to ask them afterwards. :wakeup2:
Any questions? :wakeup2:
I'm dead. I swear I just saw some Special Ops troopers outside my house, sneaking around in the dark. I think there may also be a helicopter coming. Did I mention the black van that nearly ran me down during lunch at school? And it's all my fault! I just couldn't resist. I just had to take that folder marked "Top Secret" that I found in the middle of the road. Now I'm gonna pay. Somebody hide me! Anybody! But only if you're out of the country and don't mind hiding a fugitive. Then again, Interpo
Anti Noriks Prophecy Recruitment Office
I have recently declared war on NP, and I need you for Dalek's Army.
Reasons to Join Daleks Army:
1. Every recruit is given a meeper and 500,000 DBs.
2. We have a cooler Acronym.
3. Because of the above reasons.
We here at the Anti-Fail Campaign believe in eliminating "Fail" from improper use on BZP, and, hopefully, the rest of the internet. If you want to join this campaign, say "I QUIT!" in a comment.
Anti-Failists:
Egotistical O' Dalek
Arch-Angel
Takua the Wanderer
BrassEXE Toa of Gold
~Rohn~
Dorek
~Phoenix Wright~
ChocoLvr13
-{Administrator Kingg}-
Seether
∞*Barrahkshi*∞
Squid Army
Pro Failists/Wanted List:
Emporer Whenua
MatoranBuilder
Onyx 27
Toa Huki
~Laughin'Man~
I want a pet facehugger. Then when I get into an argument, and I'm losing, I could be all like "EAT FACEHUGGER, SCUM!" and throw it at my opponent, and that would be it. I'd win political arguments without fail, too! =D
Welcome to my new abode, I have decided to change stuff around in here, and form the Empire of Phlegm, the greatest ever empire to rule the blogs. Bow before me, fool members! >=D
To become part of this empire, put "Empire of Phlegm" somewhere in the title of your blog, but only if you have one. If you don't have a blog, put it somewhere in your signature. I shall rule all I can get! *insert maniacal laughter*
Banners:
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I'm telling you, there's a conspiracy! First Smeag, now Makaru! At this rate, the whole of BZPower will become girls! The admins are plotting our demise. Even as you read this, they communicate through Email and Pms! In fact, I'm most likely to be one of their next victims, as I've discovered this plot. We must act now! If we don't, you'll all be sorry! Well, don't just sit there, do something! Even as I type, the Admins close in on me, they're planning to convert my gender! It's just sick! SICK
I have a Mudkip in my possession, and will proceed to rip it up piece by piece, holding it out as long as possible; unless, of course, you were to pay me 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 widgets before sundown.
I have some little Meeplits in my possesion, and if I am not paid 2,000 Norik Bucks by sundown tomorrow, they will be shaved and then thrown to a Pit bull! Never mind! It's all been worked out with the Meeper Activists!
