Last Monday me and my mom returned from grocery shopping, opened the front door, heard falling water, and saw that there were waterfalls coming down from the ceiling. I ran upstairs and saw that my bathroom which is directly above the kitchen, was flooded too. The sinks and toilet weren't the cause, so I ran back down the stairs to get buckets. We mopped up the mess and my dad came home to get the whole insurance mess underway. We lost pretty much all the food in the pantry not in plastic or a c
So I went to Dc over the weekend. We stayed at this really sweet hotel (free food! ). Anyway, for dinner we went to this restaurant which was pretty good. But during the middle of the meal, one of the waitresses fainted and hit her head on the floor. An ambulance soon came and they loaded her up, but she was still unconscious with a steady pulse when it departed. So the next day we go to the Air and Space Museum and an art gallery. It's hot, so we stop at Ben & Jerry's to get some ice cream
Ever have that feeling when the girl you like is supposedly with a really nerdy kid but you don't think that's true because she's been leaning toward you (like signing your yearbook twice and tattooing your hand) but the other kid gives her stuff like a bag of candy (half eaten, what a cliché) but she doesn't seem to really like him but you can't give her anything like that because if you do people will start thinking that you like her (which is true) but you don't want to make things even more
I just saw 90-some geese come out of a small clump of trees, go parading around my grandma's neighborhood, and block traffic much to the annoyence of several truck drivers. This was fifteen minutes nonstop goose marching, and they left quite a mess. There are currently about thirty five clogging the driveway of one of my Grandma's neighbors. XD
So yeah.
Sounds like a bad cartoon, but no! Scientists have found that monkeys are able to control a robotic arm using only brainpower to pick marshmallows of the ground and feed themselves. This might give hope to mentally controlled human prosthetic limbs, a major breakthrough in science. Bbc story.
Abridged version of today:
So at lunch today, I was playing with my friend and got yogurt smeared all over my arm and my watch. Very sticky for the rest of the day. When I got home, I realized I was supposed to be at school for the Art Club Yay-School's-Almost-Over Party. And of course my mom's cell number was nowhere to be found. So finally my mom came home (before she went to pick me up, thank goodness), and I explained. Once that was over I started working on a Shoop Da Whoop. I was almo
{is not trying to mirror omi}
Anymore
By MB
She says she doesn’t believe
That you have your own might
That you don’t need her protection
Anymore.
She brushes your face with her finger
Insists it will help you later
Doesn’t know what really happens
Anymore.
You tell her to stop
You can take care of yourself
But how do you expect her to understand
Anymore.
The biggest blow was the one to your esteem
The one thing you admired the most
The one thing
The new BionicleStory game might spawn some bad "Bionicle Base Jumping" comedies. >.<
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"Ooh, looks like Kirop took a face plant on that one, folks..."
~Cap'n Goldfish~
Cap'n Goldfish joined Bzp January 7th, 2006. He started his blog Oct 1 2007, and in that blog he started many epic wars like the Pail/Bucket Conflict and the Anti-Dalek Campaign. He was a very kind member, granting Matoro eternal peace through his very spiritual funeral. He was also an artist. We met one fateful day when I admitted to the hideous crime of throwing fish. I then became a regular reader of his blog. It was new and original, providing a fresh new take on the d
This week we have our standardized tests (starting today). My school usually has a quick speech or whatever to lower the tension. But of course, it couldn't have been something that simple. My school staffers went overboard this year with the whole "We Believe In YOU!!11!" thing, which resulted in having a "Do Good On Your Test" pep rally yesterday, complete with our school mascot (music teacher in a costume), fake cheerleaders (from a local high school), a baseball analogy from our principle, a
Yeah they are lost
on an island
with nobody
to help them.
Yeah they are lost
on an island
with some people
who want to kill them.
Giant monsters-polar bears-wild boar
which they ate
for dinner.
Cause they are lost
on an island
with nobody
to help them.
There's some drama
and there's some trauma
and there's some tragedy
and there's some comedy
but mostly tragedy
there ain't no comedy.
Cause they are lost,
on an island
with some people
who want to kill them
Yea
