Well, to start things off, congrats to **Kalmah Forever**. Huzzah *throws cheap confetti*.

Well, I've pretty much wasted the first half of today sleeping and watching Futurama. Go Zoidberg. Anyway, I just finished the homework for monday, and now I feel as if I must tell a story.....

Pull up a chair!

Once aupon a time, (yesterday), I was walking my dog, when we spotted a large metal object in the middle of the street. It was surrounded by what looked like chunks of the street, which was true, as the road was torn up all around it.

I reached the conclusion that this was an alien spaceship. My dog barked. A small hatchway opened up on the side of the ship, and a ramp extended.

Suddenly, a car drove by and squished the ship.