HEY, do you wanna feel SO ENERGETIC? Try BBC CONTEST 61. A contest for people who need GRATIUITOUS AMOUNTS OF MOCs. With all new MANLY MOC EXAMPLES like BUFF ELECTRIC-O'CHOCOLATEMILK, it's like adding MOCS to an ELECTRICAL CHOCOLATE STORM. Sound the alarm, you're gonna be UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC while you MOC.

What's that? You want STRAWBERRY MOCS? Well how about GRISTLE MCTHORN-LIGHTNINGBERRY? He's made with LIGHTNING, real lightning. Sports (AAAHHHHH!). You'll be good at them. It's an energy drink for MANLY MOCs. MOCMENERGY. These aren't your dad's MOCs, these are ENERGY MOCs. TURBOMOCs.

MANLY MOCS, ENERGY, MANLY MOCS, ENERGY, ELECTROMOCS, TURBOMOCS, POWERMOCS, more MOCS than your ROOM HAS SPACE FOR. You'll be so fast at MOCING, Pohatu will be like, "Sloooooowwww dooowwwwnn." And you'll be like, "RAHGH MOCS!" and kick him in the face with your ENERGY MOC LEGS.

You'll make so many MANLY MOCS (AAAHHHHH!) just MOCING ALL THE TIME. MOC running, MOC lifting, MOC sweeping, MOC dating, MOC eating, MOC laughing, MANLY MOC babies. You'll make so many MOC babies. 400 MOC BABIES.

Give Shockolate to your MOCS and they'll be good at SPORTS. Make your MOCS run ABNORMALLY FAST. They'll run as fast as KENYANS. People will watch them running and think they're KENYANS. They'll race as fast as KENYANS, in a race with actual KENYANS, and it'll be a tie, and they'll get deported back to KENYA.

Hey, go with the sure thing. Don't gamble on your MANLY MOCS (SNAKE EYES!). Try BBC CONTEST 61, the contest that will make you (AAAHHHH!) MOCS (AAAHHHH!).