Have you tried not licking electrical outlets?

No, but I usually get almost-electrocuted by the cotton clothes of the old folks at work. (I currently work in a day care facility for Alzheimer patients, until April.) Maybe that is the reason?

Does anyone in this home go by the name of Benjamin Franklin?

I shock myself. Somehow...

Does anyone in this home go by the name of Benjamin Franklin?

By the logic that each person takes up roughly the width of a brick in standing area, and that there are 40,000 bricks in the radius of the walls of the buildings surrounding me, I therefor postulate that there are approximately 40,000 members in this forum.

~EW~