When I started at secondary school, there were seagulls everywhere.

When I asked about it I was told they were staying inland while it was stormy at sea.

Lies.

It is now March, and the seas are calm.

THEY ARE STILL HERE.

THEY ARE SWOOPING THROUGH THE AIR AND STEALING THE PRECIOUS SANDWICHES OF THE STUDENTS.

THEY ARE CHASING PEOPLE INTO WALLS.

THEY.

ARE.

EVIL.

SEAGULLS.

So yeah now my school has become a seagull colony, there are tons of them now AND NOW THEY ARE BREEDING.

GOD WHAT DO I DO.