How to commemorate the 99th anniversary of the Titanic colliding with an iceberg and sinking the next day, causing 1,517 people to die:
1) Play "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion, because it's that one theme song from the Titanic movie, everyone knows that even if they haven't seen it, duh!
2) Play "Cold As Ice" By Foreigner, because, you know, everyone falls into the water and they are cold. Cold as ice in fact!
3) Play "White Flag" by Dido, because she's all "I will go down with this ship", and that's what happen to the people on the Titanic!
4) Laugh with evil glee as your radio listeners wake up to this three song theme.
They are straight up one of the worst, most insensitive radio stations I have ever heard.
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