He Hath Been Cupped
A month ago my roommate Ian removed my mattress and hid that while putting the covers back on my bed frame, in case you don't remember.
I had to get him back, of course. I waited a month and then struck. I waited for a morning when he got back from work. He's a police aide, sitting at a residence hall front-desk from midnight to 8 a few times a week. Then he sleeps for a few hours before any afternoon classes he has. This morning was one such morning. I got up at 9, knowing he'd be asleep, and laid out my plans.
The previous night I got 204 styrofoam cups for about $7. So I placed those outside his room's door and down the 12 feet of hallway leading to his room, and filled them halfway with water.
(His door is to the right. The one in front is the pantry door.)
I wasn't around when he woke up, but apparently he had a pretty good reaction. He almost didn't notice them. And this was definitely not something he wanted to wake up to.
Unfortunately the size of this prank is greater than the size of his prank, so we're not even and I have to beware. It's like the cold war, he told me.
-CF
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