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Lemons

Swert

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Alright, I've been thinking...When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR STUPID LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE SWERT JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GOING TO GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

 

And yes, I'm bored :P I should play Halo: Reach.

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Riglax

Riglax

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Man, I want A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN.
Reimu

Reimu

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I like this. Portal 2 and Halo Reach mentioned in the same post. Brilliant.

Ektris

Ektris

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Dude. Hit me up for some Reach this week; let's try for that weekly challenge.

 

And maybe you'll convince me to get Portal 2, too. :P

Makaru

Makaru

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Dude. Hit me up for some Reach this week; let's try for that weekly challenge.

 

And maybe you'll convince me to get Portal 2, too. :P

If you give me a time and a date I can get you boys a third and a fourth.

 

We got the actual Vidmaster Endure twice in one night, thanks to someone forgetting to log onto their account before attempting.

Swert

Swert

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I'll coordinate with ET sometime today, and we'll get back to ya.

Bambi

Bambi

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Where does life get the lemons? :???:

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