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Fourth Of July


Toa Achilles (Tums)

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Well, my dad and I are SO tired of our neighbors walking their dogs over our yard. So, we're designing these pressure-sensing pads underneath the soil so that whenever a foreign shoe/paw touches the grass, the sprinkler system activates. (That might not seem so bad, but we jacked up the pressure!) I'd like to see one of those aristocrats get Mr. Pooflums within one inch of our yard! And why stop with the sprinklers? It is the Forth of July! FIRE IN THE HOLE!!

 

-:t::a:

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Cool!! :lol: But I agree with Tomato Soup, no fireworks!! Dampen their dignity with modified water sprinklers all you want, but you could get in serious trouble with the law if you disigned booby traps with fireworks...

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You're always so practical! *in a winey voice*

 

 

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G.M. just made brownies... cept you have to eat them with a spoon! :D

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You're always so practical! *in a winey voice*

Thank you. I get it from mom.

 

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G.M. just made brownies... cept you have to eat them with a spoon!

They're only that way because you took them out of the oven to soon, genius.

 

-:g::m:

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