So seeing as it's been determined that the blog shall now have a Legend of Zelda theme, I was wondering if you guys could help with the title/description.

1. The Boss Chamber (That's the sound of the door locking behind you.)

2. It's Dangerous to Go Alone (Take this blog!)

3. The Dark World (Shad's Pyramid of Power)

4. Temple of Time (The years have not been kind)

5. The Chamber of Sages (Actually it's just this one dude)

6. Ikana Castle (DANCE, RE-DEADS, DANCE!)

7. The Stone Tower (Turn it upside-down)

8. The Forsaken Fortress (Where we put you on the spotlight)

9. Zant's Palace (The black cloud of twilight looks lovely today)