*searches valiantly for a way to reblog blog posts*

*finds nothing, hangs head in sorrow*

I suppose I can settle for the next-best thing -- quote tags.

Okay, let's begin by learning about the words "there", "their" and "they're".

• "There" refers to place. Eg. "I live just over there".
  
• It can also be used in such context as "There is no need to worry."
  
• "Their" refers to possession. Eg. "Their lawn needs mowing."
  
• "They're" is a contraction. It is short for "they are". Eg. "They're not heading to school today."
  

Now, next up is the difference between "your" and "you're".

• "You're" is another contraction, meaning "you are". Eg. "You're wasting my time."
  
• "Your" refers to possession, just as "their" does, except the item belongs to you. Eg. "That's your problem."
  
• Only use "you're" if you mean "you are". DO NOT use "your" in this case.
  

Next, we will learn about "to", "too" and "two".

• "To" expresses motion regarding a destination. Eg. "We are heading to the shops."
  
• "Too" means to a higher degree than someone or something can handle. Eg. "This boulder is too heavy for me to move."
  
• "Two" is the number 2. Eg. "People even get this confused with the other two words sometimes."
  

Finally, we will learn the difference between "lose" and "loose".

• "Lose", pronounced "LOOZ", is the opposite of "find". Eg. "I hope I don't lose my watch."
  
• In some cases, it is also the opposite of "win". Eg. "Unless we do something we're going to lose the match!"
  
• "Loose", pronounced "LOOSS", is the opposite of "tight" Eg. "If we don't fix this loose screw, the whole machine may fall apart!"
  

Thank you, and that's our second-grade English lesson for today. I hope no-one will get these simple words confused ever again. :angry: