THEY'RE PINBALLS!

Ever since I was a young colt

I've played the silver ball.

From Appleloosa to Manehattan

I must've played them all

But I ain't seen nopony like her

In any amusement hall.

That derpy eyed mailmare

Sure plays a mean pinball!

She's a pinball enchantress

It has to be a goof!

That pinball enchantress

has such a supple hoof!

I'm DEFINITELY gonna have to work on this more. It's just too awesome not to!