All it would do is complain.

They have a Pinkie Pie that talks.

What's she say?

And she would.

Not quite sure, I don't own it. It's that baby Pinkie Pie that says stuff like "Look! I can walk!"

That baby Pinkie scares the hay out of me.

I was walking through the pony aisle listening to Eurobeat when I passed by a talking Pinkie Pie and it said something. I walked back and forth past that spot a couple more times before I figured out it was the toy that was talking.

Then I walked out of there as fast as I could because it was creeping me out.

That's nothing, I once was at a target and they had an entire half aisle dedicated to those "lifelike" talking babies, and I walked by and the entire aisle started squeaking and googooing at me. It was the creepiest moment of my life.