That other one was kinda a joke. so here's the real me.

I have a VERY dirty mind. Ever hear the term "get yer mind outta the gutter!" well my mind IS the gutter.

I'm kinda an ######, but most of it is unintentional, because I take jokes too far, and don't take life too serious.

I love Dew.

I'm more metal than you'll ever hope to be.

I REALLY love ponies.

Full Metal Jacket is probably the movie I qoute the most.

Shocking?