Timezones put me ahead of most of you in time. So what's happening for you has already happened where I am. (What do you mean timezones don't work that way? Spoilsport)

I can tell you that you will have difficulty falling asleep tonight;

That you will wake up unusually early (relative to your normal time);

And that you will get the majority of the items on your list when you look under your Christmas tree.

Oh yeah, and you're gonna read this sentence.

Am I psychic or what?

- PtVM