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Smrpg: Lotss - Axem Rangers


Kohaku

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Shorter one now. It's been awhile too. Also, much of the game has been skipped since the last transcript. And now for a parody of the Power Rangers.

The Axem Rangers

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AXEM RED: We got the STAR!

AXEM GREEN: We're amazing!

AXEM YELLOW: We're unbeatable!

AXEM PINK: We're gorgeous!

AXEM BLACK: You'd better leave now, chumps!

~~~

AXEM BLACK: Hey, Red! Look down there! That's gotta be the ugliest mustache I've ever seen!

AXEM PINK: Eww! Gross!

AXEM YELLOW: That guy's worse looking than that clod, Mario!

AXEM GREEN: That IS Mario, you FOOL!

AXEM RED: Listen, everyone! We gotta get this star to the Blade immediately. We'll deal with Mario LATER!!

(the chase is on)

(Red ineptly drops star during the course of his transportation)

AXEM YELLOW: Hey, RED! Careful with this!! You're all thumbs!

(The chase continues until the Axem Rangers get the Holland out of the volcano. They can't get off it though, cos the Blade's not here!)

AXEM PINK: Where's the BLADE?

AXEM RED: He'll be here!

AXEM BLACK: Are you sure?!

AXEM RED: Relax, people!

AXEM YELLOW: Mario's HERE!!

AXEM RED: He's too late!

AXEM GREEN: Where's the Blade?!

AXEM RED: Shuddap, already!

(The Blade arrives)

AXEM RANGERS: FINALLY!!!!

(Cool music starts in as the Axem Rangers jump onto the Blade and Mario follows the buggers)

AXEM RED: We fight for evil!

AXEM BLACK: We live for disorder!

AXEM GREEN: We like what we do!

AXEM PINK: We struggle for chaos!

AXEM YELLOW: We are...

...the AXEM RANGERS!!

AXEM RED: This Star Piece gives people hope! It needs to be destroyed!

(The battle until Pink has a minor crisis.)

AXEM PINK: Yo, RED!!

AXEM RED: What?

AXEM PINK: My make-up's running!!!

AXEM RED: Then change brands!

(Green is next.)

AXEM GREEN: Yo, RED!!

AXEM RED: What?

AXEM GREEN: I've got a headache.

AXEM RED: You're totally out of shape!

(And now Black)

AXEM BLACK: Yo, RED!!

AXEM RED: What?

AXEM BLACK: I broke my shades!

AXEM RED: Serves ya right!

(Now tubby... er... yellow.)

AXEM YELLOW: Yo, RED!!

AXEM RED: What?

AXEM YELLOW: I'm... hungry!!

AXEM RED: Chew on your tongue!

(Finally Red gets his..)

AXEM RED: Enough!! Now I'm angry! Time to finish this!

Formation...HO!!

Here we GO!

(And after some more battling, it's time for the Axems to bite the big one...)

AXEM RED: This isn't possible! We are...invincible!

AXEM PINK: Can this be happening to the AXEM RANGERS?

Uwaaaaah!!!!!!

~~~

6 Star Pieces have finally been collected.
Where could that last Star Piece be?

SMRPG - Maj No news this time around. I was too lazy. :P

Kohaku

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