My personal answer was "Run!"

I was pretty much right.

Indeed you were. Well done.

Remember folks, all is not as it appears! XD

In answer to the rhetorical question in the answer: About gibberish.33 Kelvin? Which is only shorts weather.

I don't do Kelvin. I work with Celsius.

1064 celsius then

Jot down the location for further use and return when ready to exploit it. >

Well, Oil can be called Liquid Gold.

So I'd open a gas station!

Then I'd become rich by selling things for overpriced costs...

I mean become rich off the oil!

@Zoma: Are you, by any chance, American? (JK, no offence, etceteras)

Yes, Indeed I am.

I live in a State... of mind.

Open a gas station? Do you have any idea what unrefined oil would do to an internal combustion engine? You'd do better to just sell the land.

@BioGio: I say we get him to chuck it in his fire. XD

Ah, I never said I would be using the oil myself, did I? And I did indeed know how bad it was for cars... but as Vorex can agree... I have a rather twisted sense or humor.

@BioGio: It's true. Taking a peek into his mind would leave you insane.

Especially if you already were. XP

@BioGio: It's true. Taking a peek into his mind would leave you insane.

Especially if you already were. XP

Zoma: Except no one would buy stuff like that, and you'd probably get sued (seeing as you hail from the amazingly litigious country of the U.S.).

Five days late. L'esprit de l'escalier level--champion.

@BioGio: They would if they didn't know...

But once they buy, they'd realize that it messes up their engine horribly, probably spread the word, and also likely sue him.

Not if he disappeared. Or died in an explosion involving oil and a combustion engine. XD