He'd punt you right back.

I must say, these jokes are getting pretty pungent.

You know guys, sooner or later all puns in existence will be exhausted. xD

Junk be a punk and defy him.

You know guys, sooner or later all puns in existence will be exhausted. xD

Once apun a time, there was a punitentiary, where punters worked hard on punctuating puns with homespun silk. They completed their work punctually, until one day, with impunity, the acupuncturist expunged some punitive venom. He happuned apun a cure, in the place he had spunt most of his time. He thought that quite punny, and to this day, people dedicate their inexpungible lives to him in punneries.

DV probably knows more words than the dictionary.

Another disagreement with a staff decision? :/

Did you try talking to him directly first?

Another disagreement with a staff decision? :/Did you try talking to him directly first?

No, a disagreement with a staff member's repeated use of puns. See the comments to the previous two entries.

I think the part of my brain that interprets puns just died.

I think the part of my brain that interprets puns just died.

But that part of the brain is impunetrable!

I think the part of my brain that interprets puns just died.

But that part of the brain is impunetrable!

OKAY I GET IT

YOU'RE GOOD AT PUNS