I'll cook up a solution with the knowledge I've accrued

They say a kitch-en time saves nine, but I'm just saving two!

I've gathered the ingredients to make some time sorbet

There's hardly room for seconds when the seconds melt away!

Watch as I work my gypsy magic

Eye of a newt and cinnamon

Watch as the matter turns to batter

open the portal, jump in!

Crude stew, do you fear it Apple Bloom?

Sometimes life is not a cake walk, served up on a silver spoon

Toss a fig and,

save the date and,

bread and butter, chant and mutter,

marination, incantation,

chocolate icing, timeline splicing,

yeast is rising, rectifying

Pinkie if you're hearing this it means we're dead and gone

Please don't bake a portal; just accept it and move on

My cauldron is preheated and I've got you in my thrall

Let's beat these yolks and save my folks by baking the fourth wall!

Watch as I work my gypsy magic

Seapony tears and provolone

God help the outcast with her witchcraft

Someday I'm gonna go home

Someday, I'm gonna go home

From witchcraft is magic.