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What You Can Expect

Entry posted by a goose April 13, 2012

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In my last blog entry, I mentioned that I would probably be making a series of stop-motion animations. Well, since I'm nice, I have part of the first episode's script (not the whole thing) written out to give you an idea of what to expect:

Dave/Narrator: I've had a relatively normal life. I was built on an assembly line, I was assigned a BUG, and then I was dumped in a... well... dump.

Dave/Narrator: I'm not exactly unique. There are hundreds upon hundreds of others like me. We have to search places for Orbs. We don't know why, because we aren't supposed to be capable of thought.

Dave/Narrator: But, today, I found some kind of mask. And now I can think.

Dave/Narrator: You'd probably think that my ability to think would make my job a bit more interesting.

Dave/Narrator: But, to be perfectly honest, it seems more boring now that I actually know what 'boring' is.

- Paradoxophobia