If the forums hadn't screwed up when I tried to post this yesterday, whould the world be a better place?

no

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all of that ACME stuff, why couldn't he buy dinner?

i dont kno...

Will I ever ask enough questions?

no

Why don't cows have beards?

they have, because they have fur allover thebody

Is there another planet like Earth?

think so...

Can black-holes think for themselves?

no

Is paper alive?

no

Are fairy-tales real?

no

Is up down?

depending

What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?

???

Do video-games rot our brains?

depending n which one

What is language?

know but dontknow how to explain

Where does language come from?

???

Would it be possible to communicate through a series of random, indescernable grunts and certain methods of gibberish?

yes and no

Ook, ook blooky mumba wumboo *grunt* banook-nook *grunt* *grunt* Zanorgee?

*grunt* noomba banook-nook blooky irniky...

If the forums hadn't screwed up when I tried to post this yesterday, would the world be a better place?

Well yeah! Everyone would live approximately three seconds longer! Now they've been cheated out of three seconds!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all of that ACME stuff, why couldn't he buy dinner?

'Cause he spent it all on ACME stuff

Will I ever ask enough questions?

When I have enough answered

Why don't cows have beards?

They shave

Is there another planet like Earth?

Raxocoricofallipatorious

Can black-holes think for themselves?

I never asked one

Is paper alive?

It bit me!

Are fairy-tales real?

Depends on where Cinderalla bought her slippers

Is up down?

When the sky falls

What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?

Well yeah!

Do video-games rot our brains?

What is language?

That thingy we talk with

Where does language come from?

Our mouths

Would it be possible to communicate through a series of random, indescernable grunts and certain methods of gibberish?

Ickshnickle *grunt* *weasle* Lumm-wum...

Ook, ook blooky mumba wumboo *grunt* banook-nook *grunt* *grunt* Zanorgee?

More like the flamingos, really...

Turakii

If a man is talking in the forest, and there's no women to hear him, is he still wrong?