So today I was wondering through the plain of Chaos when I came across a crying child. Though this isn't odd for "The Plain of Chaos," I was intrigued, so I asked him what was wrong. He said "I'm lost, and can't find my parents." Touched by this, I took five minutes and helped the boy find his beloved parents. As I looked on, a tear came to my eye. Then I ate their souls. It was a good day... *burp!*