Is it disturbing and gore filled!? I'M IN!

Yes.

Nice! I'm going to the library tomorrow to try to find them!

You'd better.

Best watch who you're threatening, KB! I ate your Keyblade, remember!??

I hope it gives you gas.

Yes, gas so evil that it kills forests and causes little woodland animals to wither and turn to dust!!! FEAR THE GAS OF CTHULHU!

That sounds so wrong. D=

Hmm... Keyblade master against a squid dude from space....

That would be an awesome bet! =D

Any takers?

I bet $100 dollars that I digest you in the second round. That's a VERY safe bet... Heh heh...

One-billion dollars says we loose interest and get some ice-cream from a grocery store.

Soul flavored?

Sure, buddy, whatever you want.

Hurrah!!! Soul flavored icecream garnished with blood and some chocolate! And a cherry on top! Yay!

Yummy.

D'you think that if we told Monster that the blood was actually cherry flavored stuff, he'd eat it too?

Eh, I guess he can tell the difference on his own, since he's had it so many times already.

perhaps, though, we could get him to do SOMETHING stupid by convincing him it's normal. Y'know, like wearing a bunny suit and hunting with Dick Cheney... HA HA HA HA HA!

Ouch.

Well, Monster does have impenetrable skin....

And acid spit.

I have the power to invade peoples minds and drive them mad with images of my non-euclidian city of impossible angles and screaming to them in my native tongue "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!" What else can the LITTLE guy do? NOT THAT!

You'd be surprised what went wrong with Monster when I made him what he is.

BTW, I may not seem evil, but I have a pretty good understanding of what evil is.

It could twist your mind beyond control and give even Cthulhu the great everlasting nightmares of pain and torture that not even he is capable of.

That's why I try to look for the happy.

You've never read "The Call of Cthulhu," have you? You have no idea what you're getting yourself into... I... WILL... WIN! I EAT YOUR SOUL! YUMMY YUMMY! Just messin'. That's only if you get on my bad side...

I'm going to, now that you said you'd read Lord Loss.

A good trade indeed! No soul swallowing for now! Enjoy another day with your soul!

My soul's to "Good" for you. You'd actually die from the inside out if you ate it.

I thrive off the souls of the good. What else would an evil lord eat? cabbage? I don't think so...

It's too good.

I like cabbage. ;_; What have you got against it, CABBAGE HATER?!

Remember the horrifying Cthulhu gas I talked about earlier? Well, the last time I ate cabbage the world was ruled by dinosaurs... You know what happened to them...