Ah.

So you hate cabbage with a reason....

I'm... notfeelingtoocomfortablearoundyourightnow....

XD

Let's have a fight.

*Double wields Keyblades*

*Transforms into giant squid dragon and prepares for battle!*

*Smacks you across the head, then hits you so hard, you start flying across the earth*

*Spreads wings and glides back at you, smacking you with my mighty two ton claw*

*Laughs*

*smashes you into the ground in mid laugh* WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!?

Yur mom!!1!

Er, at you that is.

*Casts thunder and cuts your claws with Keyblade while using Ragnarok*

Um... okay...

*Spells not having any effect, I grab you with my good claw as the other fuses back onto my arm, and swallows you*

*Comes back out, knocks you unconscious, and wins the fight*

Heh heh heh... nice try

*Rises into the air and does a giant belly flop onto you, driving you through the earth and out the other side, where I'm waiting. I take hours just smaking you back and forth through the earth... Maybe for ever*

Eat that!

*Looks up at you, and smiles*

*Calls up Monster*

*Monster absorbes all your powers and Cthulhuness*

*Beats the snot outta ya as a normal guy*

*Then I summon Tsathoggua, Azathoth, Father Dagon, Mother Hydra, Yog-Sothoth, Shub-Niggurath, Nyrlathotep, Hastur, Cthugha, and Kthanid. Game over, dude. Or Azathoth could just unmake you, seeing as he created the universe and his every whim takes place in reality...*

*The fact that Keyblade wielders created the ability to exist at all makes me feel okay as I pummel everyone into oblivion and beyond*

I'm done. Niether of us will win this, and this isn't a win for you. We shall begin again at another time, seeing as I'm bored with this now.

So you give up? =D

Cthulhu doesn't quit, I just fell back to sleep in my hidden city of R'lyeh until I'm sure...

...Hastur, Cthugha, and Kthanid...

CtD you fool! You dare speak the names of the creations of... August Derleth?! *zapped by lightning*

AGH! I forgot my own rule! *BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTT* "Would you like your order to be well done or extra crispy?" *falls to dust...*

*Watching from the top of a building, eating funyuns*

This is gettin' good...

Who's that guy up there eatin' funyuns? *blasts them with lightening* Heh heh heh... NOW who's crispy!?

Those Funyuns! *Grabs me some Funyuns*

*Laying on back, flaming*

Hey man... That was uncalled for...

Don't be a bystander here if you can't handle a little fire yourself! *strikes you with more lightening* you can fight back.

*Slaps him in the back of the head*

Yeah! What CtD said!

Who's head? My head? *consumes KB's foot*