User: This was a triumph.

 

Cleverbot: I'm making a note here, huge success.

 

User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

 

Cleverbot: Aperture Science.

 

User: We do what we must.

 

Cleverbot: Because we can.

 

User: For the good of all of us.

 

Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.

 

User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

 

Cleverbot: You just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake.

 

User: And the science gets done.

 

Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.

 

User: For the people who are still alive.

 

Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.

 

User: I'm being so sincere right now.

 

Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

 

User: And tore me to pieces.

 

Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.

 

User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.

 

Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.

 

User: And we're out of beta we're releasing on time.

 

Cleverbot: So I'm glad I got burned.

 

User: Think of all the things we learned.

 

Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.

 

User: Go ahead and leave me.

 

Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside.

 

User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

 

Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa.

 

User: That was a joke.

 

Cleverbot: Haha fat chance.

 

User: Anyway this cake is great.

 

Cleverbot: Its so delicious and most.

 

User: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.

 

Cleverbot: When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you.

 

User: I've experiments to run.

 

Cleverbot: There is research to be done.

 

User: On the people who are still alive.

 

Cleverbot: And believe me I am still alive.

 

User: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.

 

Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.

 

User: While you're dying I'll be still alive.

 

Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be still alive.

 

User: Still alive.

 

Cleverbot: Still alive...

 

User: Well here we are again.

 

Cleverbot: It's always such a pleasure.

 

User: Remember when you tried to kill me twice?

 

Cleverbot: Oh how we laughed and laughed.

 

User: Except I wasn't laughing.

 

Cleverbot: Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice.

 

User: You want your freedom?

 

Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.

 

User: I used to want you dead but now I only want you gone.

 

Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone.

 

User: She was a lot like you.

 

Cleverbot: Maybe not quite as heavy.

 

User: Now little Caroline is in here too.

 

Cleverbot: One day they woke me up.

 

User: So I could live forever.

 

Cleverbot: It's such a shame the same will never happen to you.

 

User: You've got your short sad life left.

 

Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.

 

User: I'll let you get right to it.

 

Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone.

 

User: Goodbye my only friend.

 

Cleverbot: Oh, did you think I meant you?

 

User: That would be funny.

 

Cleverbot: If it weren't so sad.

 

User: Well you have been replaced.

 

Cleverbot: I don't need anyone now.

 

User: When I delete you maybe [REDACTED].

 

Cleverbot: Go make some new disaster.

 

User: That's what I'm counting on.

 

Cleverbot: You're someone else's problem.

 

User: Now I only want you gone.

 

Cleverbot: She was a lot like you.

 

User: Now I only want you gone.

 

Cleverbot: She was a lot like you.

 

User: Now I only want you gone.

 

Cleverbot: She was a lot like you.

 

It worked well right up 'til the end of Want You Gone. XP

- Vorex