I get the server!

Are you kidding? He still owes US money. Keep him.

In fact, don't give him back until he forks over the cash. That's right, this is a reverse hostage situation.

Dorek basically got it right. Do you have any idea who you got there? Taking him is the equivalent of having a family member die and instead of gaining an inheritance, you gain a mortgage.

$150 seems like too much to pay. I'll give you $10, some Pokemon cards, a box of Twinkies, and a pack of crayons. Then, the BS01 staff will never see him again! Deal!?

If you do feed him to the AFOLs, will you post pics?

$150 seems like too much to pay. I'll give you $10, some Pokemon cards, a box of Twinkies, and a pack of crayons. Then, the BS01 staff will never see him again! Deal!?

Too rich for my blood. I'm out. Bamb's can have Swert.

Hey Bambi, you may want to reconsider your rather high bid; remember, he's a Windows Phone user.

I'll bid some paperclips and a partially-used science textbook.

I could launch a daring rescue mission, but I don't get into Seattle until Saturday. How would Sunday afternoon work?

I'll bid some paperclips and a partially-used science textbook.

Depends on the science textbook? I already have plenty of Biology and General Science books, but if it's one something interesting we might have a deal. (And one can never have enough paperclips.)

I bid one mouse pad, ten dollars in state quarters, eight AA batteries, an oversized fingernail trimmer, some pens, and a used toothbrush.

Who knows? Having a personal Swert could have its advantages. (I have no idea what advantages those might be, really, but that's totally beside the point.)

I already have one pet who sits around and snores all day and night. Pass.