Perhaps they'd enjoy each other's company, indeed. The scarring of small children is hilarious, and it makes their souls extra tastey!

Cause they're all juicy and clean and plump............

Your incomprehensable horror and GMan's Demon cat would get along nicely with my horrendous giant bat who drains people of their blood for both him and myself..............I don't drink it, though, I use it to traumatize squeemish people...........

I used to have one of those, but I had to have it put down. It started helping old ladies cross the street instead of just devouring them. I miss Squeebles...

You're really stuck on the Harry Potter fan fic thing as well, huh? I think it's starting to poison our minds...

That explains the explosions I heard a couple of weeks ago. How long you been livin' in the land of chaos?

That last thing is explained by the food I brought to my neighbors pot luck... I guess everyone doesn't like roadkill and human brains as much as I do...