Well, tonight at seven is the premier of Doctor Who season 30. Too bad my satellite is down. And I don't live in Britain. Curses. Well, as I cannot actually watch the episode, I'll just have to piece together what I know, and try to make my own version of the episode.

OK, the first time it plays, it's really slow. Stick around for when it loops, 'cause that's when it speeds up.

It's stupid. I know. It's supposed to be. Also, I'm sorry about there not being any sound.