A Few More Quotes

Entry posted by a goose June 18, 2012

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Stormageddon: *Lies down on table* I'm a sloth.
Vorex: *Pokes* Your arms are floppy. *Picks up Stormy's arms and keeps dropping them against the table*

Stormageddon: No Sim can resist Jon.
Vorex: Sarah can. I've already set her up with Ed.
Stormageddon: Jon is better.
Vorex: Ed is the perfect guy.
Stormageddon: You see, while Ed was made to be perfect, Jon was based on me. And as we all know, I am very narcissistic.

Stormageddon: Ask her out.
Vorex: If I can make it a little longer, I'll have been putting it off for half a decade. I want to be the Master of Procrastination.
Stormageddon: So THAT'S what you put off for five years. But, you're always match-making in The Sims. It's hypocritical not to do so in real life. Even though I'm hypocritical to say so.
Vorex: Why are you hypocritical?
Stormageddon: I won't tell you. Which means that you're probably less hypocritical than me. But just because a hypocrite tells a hypocrite that they're a hypocrite doesn't mean that they aren't a hypocrite.
Vorex: You use funny words.
Stormageddon: Hypocrite.

Vorex: There's a hole there.
Stormageddon: I know.
Vorex: I wonder how deep it is. Maybe someone would drown if they jumped in.
Stormageddon: *Moves towards hole and pretends he is about to jump in*
Vorex: How deep is it?
Stormageddon: It's one step deep.
Vorex: Oh, I thought it was like steps leading underground. With dead people in the walls. And they would go all Haunted Mansion on us.

Vorex: I made a blog entry about how you thought I'd make a good stalker.
Stormageddon: You and another person I know would both make great stalkers.
Vorex: Who is this person?
Stormageddon: You're never going to meet her.
Vorex: I can stalk her.
Stormageddon: So you're going to stalk a stalker?
Vorex: Maybe.

Vorex: Sumiki's name makes me think of lemons.
Stormageddon: Okay.
Vorex: What does it make you think of?
Stormageddon: Naruto.
Vorex: It's over 9000.
Stormageddon: Give me your 3DS.
Vorex: Why?
Stormageddon: I want to make a Mii of a Super-Saiyan.