*Puts up fists*

I'd like to see you try!

I shall rend the flesh from your bones...

*Slaps your face and runs away*

*Leaps onto KB's back and rips off a chunk of flesh shouting "I TOLD YOU! WHY DO YOU MAKE ME DO THIS!!!"*

*It turns out that you're just ripping the flesh off of the dead SIDE OF BEEF that I had hidden underneath my shirt*

...

*Gives you the dead SIDE OF BEEF, where you promptly eat it*

Dude, I love cats. To insuate that I have harmed a cat will get you hurt. Mentioning a dead cat gets you killed...

*SWITCHES IT TO DEAD SIDE OF BEEF AS FAST AS HE CAN*

Better, though dude, you gotta play along every once and a while. I am king here!!! THIS IS MY BLOG, AND I RULE WITH AN IRON FIST!

*Looks at my soft, flabby, meaty, pale hands, with veins clearly visible on them*

You win....

Uh, what? That's pretty funny...

Thank you, GMan. I understand your loyalty, friend, and it's much appreciated.

Hey, is this a private attack...or, can anyone join?

Actually, no one can join in. This entry may have had other purposes before, but since you've gone to RPGing, I'm going to lock it. Cthulhu, feel free to remake the entry later if you please, without the RPing.

Very recently it was questioned if RPGs are allowed in the Blogs. It was decided that they are not allowed as it would be bypassing the BZPower RPG rules about unapproved RPGs. Therefore there are to be no RPGs in the blogs.

 

If anyone posts an RPG in the blogs it will be closed.

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