The only reason why people enjoy Nascar is because of mass narcotic consumption.....................How is it a sport? Don't those require physical activity?...............

They just go round, and round, and round, and round, and round, and round....

Boooorriiinnnggg....

I personally love how they portrayed it in The Simpsons..............People were only coming to see the crashes.............

Or to collect helmets with heads in them...

Cletus: *catches helmet* "I cuaght me a head! Aw dang! It been scooped out!"

The only time I've ever come close to liking Nascar

was the movie Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky

Bobby. I LOVE that movie. I saw it four times in

theatres... twice in one day...

"Come for the fumes, stay for the race!"