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It’s a test, designed to provoke an emotional response. Shall we continue?


Xaeraz

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1. It’s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?

2. You’ve got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?

3. You’re watching television. Suddenly you realize there’s a wasp crawling on your arm.

4. You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, Tony, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back, Tony. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

5. Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.

[questions six through eight omitted for BZP]

9. Last question. You're watching an old movie. It shows a banquet in progress, the guests are enjoying raw oysters. The entree consists of boiled dog stuffed with rice. The raw oysters are less acceptable to you than a dish of boiled dog.

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Sovreign-Class Xaeraz, on , said:

 

<span style='color: #4b0082'><strong class='bbc'>Grochi, when the time comes, you better be real careful. You've just failed the Voigt-Kampff as hard as is possible, if I'm not mistaken.</strong></span>

 

So? I have no feelings towards an animal. Humans are a different story.

 

 

 

 

1. Say thanks. Animal skin is cool.

2. Congratulate him on his collection.

3. Kill it.

4. Because it would make a good meal if it were to cook there long enough.

5. Loving, kind, caring, etc...

9. I ask myself why I am watching the movie in the first place, then walk away.

So many people without compassion or empathy to things other than their own race....

 

You two have proved why I am ashamed of being human...

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That's just what a Replicant would say in the first place!

 

And then John was a zombie.

 

I AM THE DEMONS. IT'S ME. OH GOD THE HUMANITY!1!!

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Well, Chols and HH definitely failed this test. Ballom, I'm not quite sure about you yet.

Yay for ambiguous responses?

 

Honestly, I thought my responses made me pretty clearly fail.

 

~B~

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