Hey, I'm not a noob. It's not the join date, but the post count that truly matters.

Have a look at my join date, and then my post count. In that order. I dare you.

- Vorex

Hey, to quote a sage, it's not the post count, it's the posts that count.

...

Props though.

Friar Tuck pulled all of my characters out of the BZPRPG and stuck them all in a Hunger Games spoof where they had to fight themselves to the death.

I saw his sig a lot when he left before he pulled out the characters when it ended to return them to the RPG.

- Vorex

That comment confizzled me miserably, I'm not gonna lie.

He's saying he knows that quote by heart because Friar Tuck did a one-on-one event with him in the BZPRPG.

As a result, he saw that quote everyday in Tuck's sig.

I'm saying that I know that quote by heart because, not only did Friar Tuck do a one-on-one event with me, HE LEFT DURING IT.

So, all my characters ended up lying, left for dead, for quite a while before I figured out that Nuju was able to finish the event instead of Tuck.

- Vorex

Ah. Makes sense now.

Yeah, Bonesiii said it, but FT's equally genius.

Still, this doesn't change the fact that I don't know any of you guys. It's freakin' weird.

Guys, guys, guys...

Tuck's sig says "Remember, it's not the post count... But the posting of counts that count!"

None of you remembered it correctly.

<span style='color: #4b0082'>I'm saying that I know that quote by heart because, not only did Friar Tuck do a one-on-one event with me, HE LEFT DURING IT.</span>

<span style='color: #4B0082'>So, all my characters ended up lying, left for dead, for quite a while before I figured out that Nuju was able to finish the event instead of Tuck.</span>

 

- Vorex

He left DURING IT? That's a knee-slapper.

@Riisiing: Meh, you'll get used to it.

Despair--HAHA yes, with Dracula and the Count from Sesame Street.

CG--I guess. I feel like I have to compensate by having a spree of activity to make my name known.

Guys, guys, guys...

 

Tuck's sig says "Remember, it's not the post count... But the posting of counts that count!"

 

None of you remembered it correctly.

I was making a joke about how similar it was.

It was everyone else who didn't realise that I was making a joke who didn't remember it correctly.

- Vorex

DOO EET.

Spree of activity!

Paint the forums red!

Think how it is for the new members, not only do they not know anybody, but they never knew anybody either.

Think how it is for the new members, not only do they not know anybody, but they never knew anybody either.

New members should do what I did:

Go post-mad and never stop. B)

(what, it works. I'm pretty famous here now)

- Vorex

There should totally be a member-run greeting club--like, non-staff, since they already got the whole NMQ&A thing going on, which is totally effective but rather impersonal.

Hey, I'm not a noob. It's not the join date, but the post count that truly matters.

Have a look at my join date, and then my post count. In that order. I dare you.

 

- Vorex

It's not the years, or the count. It's the attitude that matters. Hence Tabby is less of a vet than Hubert in spite of being present before Hubruv, for he does not act like a vet whereas Hubruv occasionally does.

But I digress.

And yeah, there should be a meeting thing.

*raises hand* Noob here, got any questions for me? I can give you insight into us noobs.

How do I get the approval of you noobular folk? You young whippersnappers are too hip for me.

You just used noobular and whippersnapper, you have my approval immediately.

You know me, so I'm exempt from your master plan, right?

Onarax--That was easy xD

LL--You may live if you pay tribute.

WHAT

NO

LEAVE LL ALONE YOU BEAST

*Pounds RM into the ground with a kikinalo herd-stampede*

The nerve of these crusty ancients!

But to be honest, more of the guys who blog everyday and dominate GD are complete strangers, so don't feel bad.