And when I see how sad you are

It sort of makes me...

Happy!

(Happy?!)

Sorry, Nicky, human nature-

Nothing I can do!

It's... schadenfreude!

Making me feel glad that I'm not you.

(Well that's not very nice, Gary!)

(I didn't say it was nice! But everybody does it!)

D'ja ever clap when a waitress falls and drops a tray of glasses?

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And don'tcha feel all warm and cozy,

Watching people out in the rain!

(You bet!)

That's...

Schadenfreude!

People taking pleasure in your pain!

There are a few people on the site who appear to dislike me for reasons I don't know. I have no idea why people are like this.

Neither will I, but I know that these types of situations have scarred my life forever.

r u plagiarizing me!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

(But seriously I know how you feel/what you mean)

I saw that blog entry before, Brickeens.

Originally, this one was a whole lot longer, but I shortened it.