At 1-o-clock to-morrow, I shall be leaving for an expedition into the dark and unexplored bowels of the wasteland widely referred to as 'Maine'. Assuming I survive this venture into hitherto-uncharted wilderness brimming with hostile flora and fauna, I shall return the following Monday with spoils in the form of untold knowledge.

I am afraid I may well be without the comforts of BZPower in this dreary place. Should I be able to find it, it would be best to keep in mind that I might not be able to use it for very long at all.

Disclaimer: Not trying to insult Maine. Don't take the description seriously.