I used to play D&D like you ... then I took a Mordenkrad to the knee.

I've played it once or twice. It was weird.

I remember playing a game of D&D that consisted of nothing but a few members of our party attacking each other. They got pretty creative, until the wizard rolled a 1 on a spell and brought a table to life. That stopped basically everything. You know, by killing everyone.

Oh, and then there was the time when they created a "Peasant Rail Gun" by lining up peasants from a town and having them pass along a metal pole. I forget how that turned out.

I played a game once where our party was trapped in a seemingly inescapable talking box, and through sheer idiocy one of the members of my party managed to set the room on fire. This was promptly followed by everyone's death.

I remember playing a game of D&D that consisted of nothing but a few members of our party attacking each other. They got pretty creative, until the wizard rolled a 1 on a spell and brought a table to life. That stopped basically everything. You know, by killing everyone.

Well, that sounds like a good plan for my Mul Artificer to try for.

Oh, and then there was the time when they created a "Peasant Rail Gun" by lining up peasants from a town and having them pass along a metal pole. I forget how that turned out.

But now you're just showing off.

I played a game once where our party was trapped in a seemingly inescapable talking box, and through sheer idiocy one of the members of my party managed to set the room on fire. This was promptly followed by everyone's death.

Was there a Gazebo involved?

I played a game in which I killed an ally by throwing my pipe at his neck and rolling a critical.