IS IT...

HELICOPTER.

Of course. XD

Uh, oh, um, hmm...

THE SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY IN NARNIA THAT OVERLOOKS MORDOR'S SHIRE!

Yeah, that sounds right...

YOU'RE ALL FIRED

IT'S IN ARSO

WHAT DO I WIN :)

HOW DO I GET THERE? WIKIPEDIA, TELL ME!

It's now on the Starship Enterprise because some drunk Scotsman beamed it up.