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I'm Just Creepy...


Raging Land Squid

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So today I was walking down the street when I saw a puppy. Feeling hungry, I quickly consumed it, but saved the skin to throw at some orphans later. Full, I then proceeded to unleash Richard Simmons clones upon Washington D.C., and had Michael Jackson arrested for tax fraud. Afterwards, feeling good about the deeds I had this day, I destroyed the foundation holding up New Zealand and watched it sink into the ocean while biting the heads of off the locals I had saved for snacks later...

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I already told you, that thing isn't Michael Jackson! Its an alien that claims to be Michael Jackson!....................Why New Zealand?.................

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I already told you, that thing isn't Michael Jackson! Its an alien that claims to be Michael Jackson!....................Why New Zealand?.................

You stole my idea... I've already posted it before...

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They know why... CURSE YOU NEW ZEALAND!

I've always wanted to go there. They have cool stuff. Is that why you destroyed it, because you were jealous?

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Oh, you know what you should do? When you have some more spare puppy-skin, you should sneak up behind someone and strech it over their head.

Eewwwww. :lol:

 

Speaking of gross things, I was thinking of making a short movie called "Napoleon Dynamite the zombie".

 

"Napoleon, give me some of your brains!"

 

"No, I haven't had any brains all day, I'm freakin' starving!"

 

"Come on, give me some!"

 

"No!"

 

*Kick*

 

*Splurt*

 

I definitely need to work on my grammar skills. :P

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And I bet it'll be at least 1000 times less boring then the origional.

 

(That was a crack at how boring Napolean Dynamite was, not your movie making skills, BTW)

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Forget this freaking entry. Go post something meaningful in the new one. Geez, I actually make a decent, intelligent post, and gets ignored. *sigh* I'm gonna go throw penguin eggs at... well, Penguins...

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