I'm Just Creepy...
So today I was walking down the street when I saw a puppy. Feeling hungry, I quickly consumed it, but saved the skin to throw at some orphans later. Full, I then proceeded to unleash Richard Simmons clones upon Washington D.C., and had Michael Jackson arrested for tax fraud. Afterwards, feeling good about the deeds I had this day, I destroyed the foundation holding up New Zealand and watched it sink into the ocean while biting the heads of off the locals I had saved for snacks later...
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