I don't know a whole lot about Homestuck, but having been to Texas, I would suggest the one that wants to kill land-dwellers.

That'd be Eridan.

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I don't know a whole lot about Homestuck, but having been to Texas, I would suggest the one that wants to kill land-dwellers.

Amarillo and Lubbock don't really count, they have an entirely different culture and feel from the real Texas cities, like Dallas, Houston, Fort Worth, and especially Austin (which is really the Texas outlier). Lubbock, in particular, is a wasteland of West Texas crazy.