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It's my Dad's Birthday


Sumiki

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So, in honor of this momentous occasion, here are a few more of his timeless quotes:

 

"The KGB looked around, but they couldn't find any vowels."

 

"The best rat repellant is old plastic combined with Arby's sauce."

 

"I was inspired by a dried squash with silly tendencies."

 

"Onions and my navel have a close association with tacos."

 

"She discussed the importance of large nose hairs while spending time with her pet lampshade."

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The first quote reminds me of a BIONICLE comic review written by a non-BIONICLE fan, which I once found online. It was written by a comic book reviewer who wanted to review something fun and lighthearted and happened upon a 2002 BIONICLE comic, which, being a LEGO license, had to be some kid-friendly romp, right? He expressed disappointment to find a super-serious robot comic with names that looked like they came straight from a KGB hit list.

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