Dear Vogons,

How about you tell us one of your amazing poems the universe love so much. Although I cannot attend your speech for my... 'hip' is broken. I will forward Exo for my place.

Yours Oddly

TeeEss

*fires up Nutrino3000* *smiles sweetly* You won't be needing those "Escaping Without Permission" forms... 'Cause it's "SMOKED VOGAN" ON THE MENUE FOR T'NIGHT, FOLKS!! BRING YOUR APPETITES!! (you'll need 'em!)

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Sorry guys, Exo's... not feeling to good after that poem. He'll be offline for a while.

Ga-Metruian... hurry.

-::A

I'll bring the Haggis...

*bursts into Vogan office flanked by burly partners* *points Nutrinos at the noses of every Vogan in range* ALL RIGHT ALL YOU SORRY EXCUSES FOR INTELLEGENT LIFE FORMS! GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND TELL ME YOU LOVE ME... ER... NO, WAIT... DON'T SAY THAT!! I'LL LOSE MY LUNCH!! GET ON YOUR KNEES AND CALL ME "YOUR HIGHNESS" AND TELL ME WHERE YOU HAVE MY FRINDS!! AND THEN MAYBE I WON'T FRY YOUR BOOGERS!! YOU HAVE FROM 1-2-10!! ONE... TWO... TE... HEY WHAT'S THAT?!!... OF CORSE I DON'T HAVE ANY STUPID "RESCUE" FORMS!! THAT'S WHY I'VE GOT THIS LAZER PISTOL POINTED AT YOUR FACE, YOU MANIAC!!! *PAUSE* WHAT'S THAT, YA GOT EM IN THE CARGO HOLD?! ALL RIGHT... NOW THAT WASN'T SO HARD, WAS IT?! *pulls out a tranquilizer gun and shoots all of the Voguns with it*

*minuets later*

There. Now those annoying "office messages" they've been sticking up on your blog should quit .

-victorious

Thanks for the rescue, GM. That's definately a keeper! Voilent, sure....

TS, pass the bleach!

-Zem

All out, how about some arsenic?

Thanks for the rescue, GM. That's definately a keeper! Voilent, sure....

Well, how else do you get those kinds of... things to do what you want? (like freeing kidnapped people, for instance) Definatly not by asking them politely, that's for sure! "Excuse me, Vogan, sir. Would you be kind enough to release my freinds you've kidnapped" "Sorry, do you have the "Release Kidnapped Persons" form? Go to "blablalba" to get the "Release Kidnapped Persons" form. Good day!"...

Yeah... a lot of good that would do!

TS, pass the bleach!

HEY!!! I JUST RESCUED YOU PEOPLE AND YOURE GOING TO KILL YOURSELVES BY DRINKING POISON!??! THANKS A LOT!!

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Whaddido? o_O

Er, let me explain. Vogon poetry is the third worst poetry in the galaxy.

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